Failure punishment execution by firing squad. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Why not? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [annoyed] Now tell me: was it Tuesday or was it Wednesday? Schultz: They aren't giving you a blindfold. Not a laugh in the book. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You may learn a few things anyway. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not long enough, Klink. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Who knows? Col. Robert E. Hogan: From the Panzer division. Schultz : They aren't giving you a blindfold. You only thought he was stupid. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Yeah, in your case, Schultz, you'd need the New York Times. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Oh, no, no. What good is a rusty monocle? Cpl. I won't say a word. [energetically and enthusiastically gets up off his chair and shakes the captain's hand]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, oh, Herr General, you're much thinner than I thought you'd be. Mental fitness - that's another. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a talker General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I must admit if there is anything more outstanding than your humility, it's your golden silence. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Because you could fly or because you were bald? Sgt. Klink: Let me remind you, Colonel Hogan, that the Italians are on our side. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Thank you, General Burkhalter. Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. I'm sorry you missed it, major, it was a great party. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [on holiday at the ski lodge] Well, I'm here to forget all about the war for awhile. [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. Carter: Hello? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [reading a list of invited people to the meeting] It doesn't have the name "Colonel Klink" in there. Although I do appreciate your sense of humor. Schultz:"Be a good fellow, and take me with you." Hogan: [the phone rings while Hogan's men are cracking a safe] Answer the phone, tell him it's the wrong number. If you think I wouldn't turn you over to the Gestapo, you are sadly mistaken. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Hans Georg Schultz: But don't let the commandant see the monkey. Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: Oh, no, Herr Commandant. Hogan: Didn't you learn anything from DuBois? December 20, 2007. That's why I was known to my classmates as 'The Eagle'. Hans Georg Schultz: The joke is on them, Herr Kommandant. Hogan: Newkirk, what about a civilian suit this time for me? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, stop agreeing with me. Retrieved 2014-03-28.]. Peter Newkirk: What did you say, Schultz? Colonel Klink: Why do you keep looking at the time, Hogan? Louis LeBeau: And I cooked that whole pot of chow mein with sauerkraut. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this bungler doing here? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink!, I am a Staff Officer. Sgt. Schultz: No, Herr Kommandant! [a milestone quotation for the series - Klink admits to Schultz and Hogan]. Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. The War is back on! On the other, "I was in Switzerland during the war". Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [hangs up] We've got him. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I feel the same way. Schultz: Well maybe they're going to send me to the Russian Front. Hogan: OK, I will. Peter Newkirk: Monkey, Schultz? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Of course not! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [draws gun, pointing it to LeBeau's head] Take your choice, huh: waltz, foxtrot, or shot as an escaping prisoner. Kinch: Achtung doesn't mean 'Good morning.'. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Look, I know that arrow was pointed in the right direction! Col. Robert E. Hogan: yeah, yeah ,yeah, yeah. Company Credits That's why I came here in the first place! Louis LeBeau: Yes he does! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: In the first place my wife is neither delightful or charming. Colonel Sitzer: We want you to keep it a secret until the presentation. Hans Georg Schultz: You forgot pigs By the way who are we talking about? This whole thing doesn't makes sense. Now that you all know it [Schultz leaves and then re-enters the room]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? He's made you an honorary Chief of the Sioux tribe. I General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Shut mouth, Klink. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: For two hours you have been telling me that. WebContext. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, do not try to explain this incident to him. I will throw them in the cooler for life. Lurch let in cragnik.". You will have a fair trial General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yes, that does it. [2.12], Praise The Fhrer And Pass The Ammunition [2.19], The Most Escape-Proof Camp I've Ever Escaped From [2.26], Funny Thing Happened On The Way To London [3.05], How To Win Friends and Influence Nazis [3.07], How to Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying [3.26], Clearance Sale at the Black Market [4.01], Hogan's Trucking Service We Deliver the Factory to You [4.04], Will the Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against the Wall? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [the men are planting flowers] I was not aware that you were such a nature lover. Burkhalter: Klink, you are not only irresistible, but you are also very subtle. Schultz:(In the barracks after finishing his patrol punishment)One thing I don't understandHow could I get so drunk on one glass of beer? I must explore the matter further alone. Major Hans Kuehn: Yes, uh, Field Marshal Karl Von Streicher of the General Staff. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I never said anything about Friday. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: It must be the underground. I will be here every single day until I find these men. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, Herr General, don't I always do a good job for you? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have no prisoners in there. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Maybe it's some kind of new secret weapon. Helpful 16 Schultz: [ Klink is in Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. You've got to get that mixture just right. *Now* I'm delivering *newspapers*! Sgt. I mean, the Klink here - you don't mean him. Hans Georg Schultz: Could I think about that, Herr Commandant? In that case, I'd better check it myself. But you were here. Schultz: My Herr Ex-Kommandant! General von Rauscher: She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. Probably an oversight at headquarters. Sgt. Till we meet again, Nimrod. Physical fitness is one thing. Cpl. Cpl. Klink: Yes, I'm familiar with that picture. Schultz and Hilda look at each other, and shrug]. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If I do, I'm liable to shoot him myself. Close the gates! WebBe a good fellow and take me with you. Quotes.net. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Never drink on an empty stomach Schultz. Just let us all know when it's time for Roll Call, will you? Col. Wilhelm Klink: That is exactly what I was going to say, General. Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What are you babbling about? The Fuhrer? ", "Who can play Nazis better than us Jews? Mental fitness, that's another. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! He said 'Achtung' so I said 'Good morning' right back to him. Colonel Hogan please, oohhh you went to far. It's almost PAST time for Roll Call! Col. Robert E. Hogan: So do many of the young guards, I think it's how they're taught. You are now Big Chief Running Bear Who Goes Swift And Sure To Beer Garden. Col. Robert E. Hogan: What can I say? What a beautiful word. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Let's get our prisoner first. You don't even know how to spell the word. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They know its safe. [After Kinchloe switches on a tape of a BBC broadcast in the presence of Klink, Schultz, and the Inspector General von Platzen.]. Basic vowel substitutes. You'd better brush up on your German, Schultz. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Alright, here it is. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We are here on a rather delicate matter - internal service politics. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Oh, I don't know. ", Werner Klemperer [John Banner aka "Sergeant Schultz" query". [Hogan brings in a "disguised" woman in male uniform.]. Sgt.
Veeeeery interesting" -- who [He gives Schultz a feather headdress], Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: After he steals the tank. No, wait a minute. WebHogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Quotes from Hogan's Heroes Schultz:"Col. Hogan, if you ever escape." Hogan:"Yeah?" Likewise, when Kinch climbs through, the "rock" under his hand flexes and mashes down as his weight is on it. While being heartily congratulated by the painter, painter's daughter, LeBeau & Hogan Hogan asks] How'd you do that? Come on, tell us about it. That way we will get the full impact on public opinion. (Referring to his belly). Schultz: Hess is a mess. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you crazy, Klink? Louis LeBeau: That's why it's taking them so long to lose the war! This line is spoken by Sergeant Hans Schultz, played by John Banner, in the TV show Hogan's Heroes (1965-1971).. Hogan's Heroes is all about a group of Americans So that's a command for attention, huh? 7. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [surprised] I thought I'd done *everything* in this war! Peter Newkirk: Andrew, the station master is a little old man. Cpl. When I say 'Achtung' I want you all to come to attention at once. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: We must have a car waiting to take Baumann to the airfield. Major Martin: [in disbelief] You're an American. Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz: It's going to snow again. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You fool! A complaint. It's my niece, Frieda, and she's marrying Count Von Hertzel. Who's "we"? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Col. Klink: Tell me, Schultz, which colonel is running this camp, Hogan or me? Carter: Cheer up Schultz. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: You keep that up and Klink'll be down here in a minute and there goes the ball game! Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: If you knew which wire it was, why did you ask me? Sgt. We lost a man to give you what you asked for. Col. Robert E. Hogan: To buy something. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know who the fool is. Keep your costs down, put your house in order, or the next time you want caviar, you won't have to import it - you can catch your own on the Volga. What's the bad news?! Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Don't let the war make you cynical, sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan: After two years here, who cares what they look like? Peter Newkirk: [as Humphrey Bogart] Do you speak German? Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! Hans Georg Schultz: Easy. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Warm milk? Nothing says you like your voice. Hans Georg Schultz: I got into the wrong conversation. Obviously, it's not the code. Sgt. The man can't dance. Hogan: It's going to be the only bridge in the world with a built-in bomb. 1. [Hochstetter wakes Klink up in the middle of the night]. Did you hear me? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wasn't sure which was the right one, but I was certain you'd pick the wrong one. Klink: Bribe me, eh? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist. General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: No, this time I want it done right. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Perfect! Col. Wilhelm Klink: What do you think my faults are? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, that's the way I picture him. Hans Schultz, Wolfgang Brauner. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Colonel Wilhelm Klink. I fully intend - - Hogan, why are you so composed? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan thinks he can outsmart me. Can't finish wars they start. Starring Bob Crane as Colonel Robert Hogan, the show was set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp for Western Allied prisoners during World War II. Sgt. One of these wires disconnects the fuse, the other one fires the bomb. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We still gotta figure a way to make more ammunition. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That phone call. 3. Louis LeBeau: I will personally hold them spellbound with my repertoire of songs, dances and snappy patters. You are succeeding in doing, by yourself, what millions of enemy soldiers are unable to do: Bring the Third Reich to its knees. This is a prisoner of war camp. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [annoyed] I didn't say you said anything about Friday. Mental fitness, that's another. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Like all of us, the general has his good points as well as his faults. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Witness? I was not here! Col. Wilhelm Klink: What about her looks? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Him I would let goldbrick. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Colonel Hogan, just tell me this. How are you going to get there? It is against the rules. Sgt. In a few minutes Nimrod will be my prisoner. [while safecracking, the phone rings in Klink's office and Carter answers]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's going to be the only bridge in the world with a built-in bomb. You live better than Goering and you're twice as big! Hans Georg Schultz: General Burkhalter, what are you doing here? Colonel Crittendon: Good? Roll Call! The moonlight- it's beautiful on the laundry or the bakery. How about "Lili Marlene"! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That's what's so amazing. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You're a little late, my friend. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? Hans Georg Schultz: Achtung! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will be shot. Andrew Carter: Well, that's what Newkirk says it means. Colonel Klink: [runs to the window and shouts outside] Schultz! Hogan's Heroes stopped airing in 1971. Sgt. Schultz: They ordered you to be shot first thing in the morning. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, I heard the phone ring, I heard you say Mairzy Doats, and I watched you eat a wad of paper. [to Klink and Schultz] What else did you do? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, I'm grateful that a lion didn't walk into your barracks. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You read it to me, please, major. Hogan: The boys whipped up a little aftershave. Schultz: Oh I see nothing. Hans Georg Schultz: You said it, big boy. The rest is detail. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. Colonel Sitzer: [Klink has just been told he is to receive an award] You will be presented with an award and a national radio hookup. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you could have asked Lily to dance with him at least once. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Confidentially, I've never seen a Gestapo man that could. Beggars can't be choosers, you know. Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! : Peter Newkirk: Yes, good thing the mail arrived. Cpl. Cpl. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! Col. Robert E. Hogan: And brings it here into the barracks. Hans Georg Schultz: [Very excitedly] It's Bee-yoo-ti-ful! It's a long trip to this camp, you know. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You know, Schultz, the trouble is you're afraid to say anything you think. Schultz: Where did she come from? Goering is a fat rat fink. Colonel Klink: This is Germany. WebHappy to read and share the best inspirational Sergeant Schultz Hogan's Heroes quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Well, it's in code. If you run away, you live to fight another day." Carter: Well if they transfer you close to home, you'll be able to see your wife more often. [everyone except Hogan continues to shout and sing]. Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter. WebTrivia Corrections Episodes More Bombsight - S5 - E7 Factual error: About 10 minutes into the show, Newkirk is using binoculars to watch Klink put the combination into his safe. We are talking about a Tiger tank Klink!! Col. Robert E. Hogan: [to Col. Klink] Who would want to escape from all this beauty? James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Hans Georg Schultz: Colonel Hogan, he said a terrible thing to you! Col. Wilhelm Klink: That's another good one. I will give you any information that I have. Sgt. General Stauffen: The greatest military minds Germany has ever produced. Raus! I'm sick and tired of fighting and bloodshed. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It was a great personal loss to me. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, General Burkhalter, what a pleasant surprise. WebCol. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Enough! Col. Robert E. Hogan: I broke up a beautiful friendship. "Himmler is a rat fink." Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [reads note] My dear Colonel, clever the way you got Wagner out of that prison camp. Klink: [tantruming] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! Hogan: After your supply factory is blown up and the Gestapo blame you and you still want to stay? Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's The Crittendon Plan? I never send for anybody, not even if I need them. But I shall be waiting for him. I shall do it right away. Sgt. Even after the war. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You have one simple alternative, Commandant. Hogan's General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter Since when is he running this prison camp? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR SECURITY HERE. Louis LeBeau: Maybe they'll drop us some USO girls. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: If you did, I wouldn't be asking. WebA great memorable quote from the Hogan's Heroes movie on Quotes.net - Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket.
Quotes - I know nothing! - Shmoop 'Civilian.' Take him away, Klink. LeBeau: Ask me to dig a tunnel, yes. : Look, if the Germans can have an American prisoner, why can't the Americans have a German prisoner. It's of great military importance. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did I say red dress? Hogan: [Hogan and Newkirk pose as German officers in a Nazi building] Take this man's name down, have him transferred to the Russian front! Schultz: [walking in to the office introducing a Captain] Herr Kommandant, this is Captain M?ller. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_103035, https://www.quotes.net/movies/hogan's_heroes_quotes_103035. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Exactly what I was going to say, sir. Colonel Klink: Of course, you want me to handle it with my usual Klink efficiency, General. Kinch: Didn't you hear what Schultz said? [slams door shut]. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I assume you have set up a strong guard for the plane? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. Oh lovely tunnel I must say- pity it doesn't lead into a bank. Who am I? I want to know nothing. I did not even get up this morning! Sgt. General von Behler: Stalag 13? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You may come and go as you please, Kommandant.
Hogan's Heroes - Wikiquote Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Colonel Klink, you're an evil man. I don't want to hear any more of your lies. [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan]. All I see is a Colonel about to become Corporal! Hans Georg Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. [slide, Klink's desk is full of curdled-up papers] I got it. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And if he asks any questions? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Be quiet and listen to the music! [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo]. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Hogan is kissing Tiger goodbye out on the compound]. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Major, this happens to be Tuesday. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [as German general] Take this man's name, Putzi! Official Sites Carter: Well if they transfer you Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Major Hochstetter, you won't believe this. Col. Wilhelm Klink: General Burkhalter, What an unexpected pleasure to see you again sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You heard the commandant, now back to your post. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Burkhalter enters Klink's office] What a pleasure to see you, sir. I took a bearing from the roof of Klink's office. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Traitors, all of you. WebQuotes from Hogan's Heroes There are a lot of great Hogan's Heroes pages out there. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Then what's the bad news? You must be daft! Newkirk: Jawohl, Herr General! Col. Robert E. Hogan: If Carter's bombs don't do it, we may have to poison that bridge. What does he look like? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. I danced every dance with her, while Major Hochstetter was sitting there with sauerbraten on his face. Nothing! : Klink is bucking for rat fink. Do you allow this sort of thing? Klink: I will have him brought here and we will start strenuous interrogation at once. On one side it says "Heil Hitler". 5. It was a message. Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [about Klink] Every year that man lives takes at least a century of the thousand year Reich! Peter Newkirk: You don't mean our Klink. But we can still get him. "Hogan's Heroes, Season 1 Quotes." I want you to tell me in your own words exactly how did the radio detector truck get put out of action? Sgt. I never send for anybody, not even if I need them. Boy, that stuff is really unstable! Andrew Carter: Yeah, and Klink's happy - nasty happy.
Hogan: You know that picture of George Washington crossing the Delaware? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I want to register a complaint on behalf of my men. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: I will arrange it.
"What happend to the Duke of York?" Have you read his book on the chain of command? LeBeau glares at him] At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. Andrew Carter: You Germans can't get together on *anything.*. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Who calls it the "Klink Plan"? Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Schultz tells about his evening] Don't just stand there, Schultz. Alf the Artist: [after coming up out of the emergency tunnel] Ah, thank you very much. Pleasant, no. Not sufficient entertainment, perhaps. Sgt. She's clever, forceful, efficient, thrifty. Sgt. [Sgt. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Hogan's Heroes was an American television situation comedy that ran from September 17, 1965 to July 4, 1971 on the CBS network for 168 episodes. His specialty is military protocol. Maybe they'll send you to a good post. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The Ping-Pong tournament is canceled. Col. Wilhelm Klink : Then what's the bad news? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja, Kommandant Klink, a man who could have been great, except he wasn't very good. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Exactly two miles And she ate a sandwich in the car. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you sure you have the right man, Doctor? If we're wrong, what are they going to do? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? Marya: Major Hochstetter is a genius, Putzie. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What are you waiting for? posted by raster at 12:46 PM on November 15, 2005 like terapin, i also think it was Colonel Klink in "Hogan's Heroes" where Klink's "very interesting" might have come from never occured to me to question, maybe someone else knows posted by subatomiczoo at 1:01 PM on November 15, 2005 Charlie Chan? Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. Sgt. Cpl. You're lazy, you're fat, you sleep on duty. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [trying to find the three scientist] I'll send to headquarters in Hammelburg. It's going like clockwork. Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [reading the plan] Amazing. General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Sgt. I got so excited. Klink, I released a tank to you to put down a riot by prisoners. It's about time we got a little color into the war. Hogan's Heroes was an American television situation comedy that ran from September 17, 1965 to July 4, 1971 on the CBS network for 168 episodes. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Even if the wrong man comes along, you'd better grab him. WebCol.
Hogan's Heroes Quotes. QuotesGram Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. Cpl. Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? [spying on the equipment guarded closely by German soldiers]. I've taken all the necessary precautions. Tell me, is that jackass Klink still in command? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Newkirk, can you pick a lock? [He puts it on and looks in a mirror], Col. Robert E. Hogan: He's also given you a new name, Schultz. Carter: Don't we get a trial or anything? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Do you consider this adequate punishment, Kom-man-dant? Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! Not a toy dump truck! What if we find out what is is and if its important enough, we get London to bomb the camp? But to make a pizza, no. Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You are the prosecutor? Colonel Klink: That raid was a complete failure! And a 'Good day' to you, too, Schultz. Cpl. Andrew Carter: Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, so you made a few stupid mistakes. You remember - we told Klink LeBeau was part Chinese and we had to have firecrackers to celebrate Chinese New Years. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter? Demolished the building, wiped out the garrison, killed Kommandant Hedrick, knocked the Fuhrer's picture off the wall and everything. Hogan: Good. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: This is the message? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Higher than that, my wife. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Right, Colonel. Klink: What is it, Schultz?
Hogan S Heroes Quotes (2 quotes) - Goodreads Sergeant Walters: You mean you're going to stage a raid from a prison camp? Cpl. Hans Georg Schultz: [Leaving barracks, after finding out Hogan's plans regarding the tank] I know nothing! Sgt. Schultz: You are going to be executed in the morning. Hans Georg Schultz: What do you think? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not like you. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Of course, we could give you the time to think it over in a special cell we have. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I taught him everything he knew about flying. My men gave it to me. Andrew Carter: I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I think of something else. Sardines? Hogan: Come on, Colonel. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: [skims through a collection of maps and finds Pittsburgh] Pittsburgh? [Hogan is trying to trick General Schmidt into revealing the location of his secret headquarters]. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And a dancing lesson. *You* be the judge what's *important*! Cpl. Who's worried about firing? 2. Sgt.
Hogan's Heroes You heard the phone ring. Coming from the Gestapo, that sounds very funny. "WWerner Klemperer, Klink in 'Hogan's Heroes,' Dies at 80". The New York Times. Retrieved 13 October 2018. ^ Witbeck, Charles (April 16, 1967). "Ex-Villain John Banner Turns 'Good Guy' ". Fresno Bee. p. 15-TV via Newspapers.com. ^ "John Banner, the Sgt. Schultz Of 'Hogan's Heroes,' Dies at 63". The New York Times. February 2, 1973. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: He isn't going anywhere with the information, is he? I accept it with the deepest of humility. Filming & Production Klink isn't too bright, you know. Sgt. Peter Newkirk: No, I use the letters to cover the holes in my underwear. NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! Peter Newkirk: What you mean by that, Colonel? [a German guard is fending off POW Newkirk from a restricted area]. Lucky for you, I was *loaded*.
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